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If I understand what’s happening, a judge still has to approve of the deal, but the glee coming out of Global Tetrahedron HQ is enough to create a contact high.

Imagine a roaring arena packed to the rafters with pathological liars. High above you in the nosebleeds are podcasters, screaming that you’ll die if you don’t buy their skincare products. Below, on the floor, imagine demonic battalions of super-influencers physically forcing people into home fitness devices designed to dismantle your body bone by bone and reassemble you into a grotesque statue of yourself. Out of the throngs, an extremely sick looking man approaches you. He puts his hands on your shoulders. He explains that he is your life coach and that you owe him $800.

Such is the InfoWars I envision: An infinite virtual surface teeming with ads. Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object, free radical misinformation, sentences and images so poorly thought out that they are unhealthy even to view for just a few seconds. The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.

The sack of fermented garbage juice operating under the moniker Alex Jones is responding as he does when he isn’t making the lives of bereaved parents even worse. Waaaaah.

Jones took to X to lament the news later on Monday, claiming The Onion was “in deep shit” and stating that he was “already suing the Democratic party law firms” and has “civil rights lawsuits.” Appearing shirtless behind the Infowars desk, Jones alleged the satirical news site was planning to “misrepresent” him in an attempt to “confuse people” and defame him. “Just because you’re wearing my shirt, don’t mean you’re me,” Jones said.

Thank God for that.

People who post off-topic comments buy dick pills from Alex Jones.

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The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial!


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Brilliant speech of an employee against the ai bubble

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Brilliant speech of an employee against the ai bubble

Wonder who has more power than billionaire in that country to stop those corporates

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New Bill Opens Door For Killer AI Weapons

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New Bill Opens Door For Killer AI Weapons

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A newly introduced U.S. Senate bill would allow the military to deploy autonomous lethal artificial intelligence systems by granting the Secretary of Defense the authority to override its own restrictions.

Senate Bill S.4113—the “AI Guardrails Act of 2026,” introduced March 17, 2026 by U.S. Senator Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)—is being presented as a framework to limit how the Department of Defense uses AI.

But the actual text includes a built-in waiver mechanism that enables those same systems to be approved and used under national security justifications.

This means a Pentagon-approved AI system could independently identify and engage targets, making life-and-death decisions without real-time human input.

There is no language in that waiver clause limiting where the system can be used, whether targets are foreign or domestic.

The bill has been read twice in the Senate and referred to the Senate Armed Services Committee, where it now awaits further consideration.

The waiver raises questions about how often “extraordinary circumstances” will be invoked, who ultimately decides when autonomous lethal force is justified, and what meaningful limits—if any—remain once that authority is exercised.

Waiver Authority Built Into the Core Restriction

The bill prohibits the use of AI for:

  • Launching or detonating nuclear weapons

  • Domestic monitoring or targeting without legal basis

  • Using lethal force through autonomous weapon systems without human oversight

Immediately following that restriction, the bill states:

The Secretary of Defense “may waive the prohibitions… for up to one year” and renew that waiver if “extraordinary circumstances affecting the national security of the United States require the waiver”

How It Works

The decision to authorize autonomous lethal systems is placed with the Secretary of Defense.

  • Waivers last up to one year

  • Waivers can be renewed

  • Congress is notified after issuance

  • Notifications may include classified components

The bill requires certification that the system’s error rate does not exceed that of human operators performing comparable functions.

Operational Scope

The waiver applies to:

  • Development

  • Field deployment

  • System modifications

It also covers changes to:

  • Mission sets

  • Target sets

  • Operational environments

  • Algorithmic behavior

Each of those changes can trigger continued or expanded authorization under the same waiver structure.

Sponsor Background

The bill was introduced by Sen. Elissa Slotkin, whose background includes:

  • CIA analyst

  • Department of Defense official

  • Acting Assistant Secretary of Defense for International Security Affairs

Her professional history is directly tied to the national security institutions governed by the bill.

Campaign Finance Alignment

Slotkin’s donor base includes multiple sectors tied to AI development, autonomous systems, and the broader defense-tech pipeline enabled by this bill.

According to OpenSecrets data, top contributors include:

  • Alphabet Inc ($96,669) and Amazon ($53,771)—major AI developers and federal cloud contractors

  • General Motors ($57,081) and Ford ($54,020)—advancing autonomous and robotics systems applicable to military use

  • University of Michigan, Michigan State, Harvard, Stanford—key hubs for federally funded AI and defense-related research

  • Kirkland & Ellis ($52,360) and WilmerHale ($81,463)—heavily involved in structuring large-scale federal and defense contracts

The bill authorizes deployment of autonomous AI systems under a renewable waiver controlled by the Pentagon.

The companies and institutions funding Slotkin are directly tied to building the AI, infrastructure, and legal frameworks required to support that expansion.

The legislation opens the door, and her donor base sits inside the ecosystem that stands to operate and profit within it.

Bottom Line

The legislation places a restriction on autonomous lethal AI systems while granting the Secretary of Defense—currently Pete Hegseth—the authority to waive that restriction under “national security” conditions.

That waiver:

  • Is controlled by a single Pentagon official

  • Can be renewed indefinitely

  • Applies to real-world deployment, targeting, and system evolution

  • Contains no language limiting where such systems may be used

Congress is notified after the fact, not required to approve.

The authority to deploy autonomous lethal AI systems sits inside the same section that claims to restrict them.

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